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LOL cynical Jerk moment

Journal Entry: Wed Aug 6, 2008, 6:45 PM
Today whilst crusing Tegakie's LLC section for "non serious art" and meme and whatever humdingin' tom foolery people get down to I came across an entry that asked the question:

"What is your favorite Starbucks drink?"

Being the asshole I am i prompty asnwered:

"Pretentiousness"

So that made me chuckle darkly to myself in my dark little room this wondrous little bastion of all things that starbucks tends to embody (Los Angeles)
It gets a little frustrating here, where almost nothing isnt made of stucco hipsters plauge the streets like some sort of viral....plague....

LA has its good points too. I like the beach. GOD how I wish I could live at Venice Beach. I love that place too much, even its smelly not so pleasent side. I'd have to think harder to come up with other things that i love about this place other than the obvious friends and family...And thinking hard is something I'm both good and terrible at so there you have it.

Ive been thinking (meaning that it just came to me, EDIT my thoughts? How dare you. My thoughts are so poignant and profound that editing them would be blaspheme!) I've been thinking that well....everyone kinda sucks. To put its simply.

I mean sure I love some people and would take bullets for them (I seriously mean that) but everyone is so.....wrapped up in thier.....pluuuuah!

Man Its so hard to articulate!
More on that bullshit later. (probly not)

Ps. (to whatever bullshit journal this is no one in their right mind reads this crap) Im thinking about making a blog. Ive no idea how or how to do HTML or anything. I would most likely devolve into inane ramblings bout things others are rambling inanely about in better ways......

hm....

  • Mood: Devious
  • Listening to: the crystal method
  • Reading: thining bout reading "artemis fowl" seri

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 18
  • Current Residence: California
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: ha ha ha ha....no.....
  • Print preference: printy?
  • Interests: comics,books,collecting knives, martial arts.
  • Favourite movie: v for vendetta, Tenacious D:Pick of Destiny
  • Favourite band or musician: Liam Lynch,chevelle,apocolyptica,Him,foo fighters
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock, Instrumental, some techno...
  • Favourite artist: People who make me nod my head and agree or arouse me sexually
  • Favourite poet or writer: Favorite poem is "Invictus" by William Earnest Henley
  • Favourite photographer: dont really know.
  • Favourite style of art: cartooning, anime, lots of things really
  • Operating System: XP and you can pry it from my cold dead hands!
  • MP3 player of choice: I have a shitty little sony thing....
  • Shell of choice: The shell surrounding a warp star keeping it from exploding.
  • Wallpaper of choice: Something easy to stick shit to.
  • Skin of choice: My skin is thick and hyde-like. It takes signifigant effort to damage it. Im apparently a mutant
  • Favourite game: devil may cry,final fantasy (9 and below)_ god of war, vampire the masquerade...and others.
  • Favourite gaming platform: playstation 2
  • Favourite cartoon character: wobbly headed bob
  • Personal Quote: ...something profound I have yet to think of.
  • Tools of the Trade: Bamboo fun tablet, tegakie, corel paintpro 9 penicls and paper.

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Devious Comments

~M-veculous:iconM-veculous: 2 days 7 hours ago
no problem!

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~digiladee:icondigiladee: 2 days 14 hours ago
thank you 4 tha :+fav:

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~rhaikka-01:iconrhaikka-01: Aug 5, 2008, 10:09:51 PM
thanks for the fave and for the watch.. =D

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don't close your eyes,
open your mind.. :fusionrock:

don't compare,
be unique...

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*0079:icon0079: Aug 5, 2008, 2:06:21 PM
Thanks for the watch!
~swtiine:iconswtiine: Jul 28, 2008, 9:58:47 AM
Thanks for the :+fav:s on:

ANTI TWILIGHT SERIES STAMP
EDWARD CULLEN-UNHEALTHY STAMP
TWILIGHT VS DISNEY STAMP

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~Fire-Lord-Azula:iconFire-Lord-Azula: Jul 16, 2008, 1:58:50 PM
Thanks a lot for the watch!

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~pathetictastic:iconpathetictastic: May 15, 2008, 10:27:11 PM
Thanks for favoriting stuff in my old account. I just checked it for the first time in... like months. -_- Sorry.

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~Mauduin:iconMauduin: May 8, 2008, 7:49:29 PM
Hey, don't go leaving us now, hmm? :)
~AngelEggie:iconAngelEggie: Apr 22, 2008, 9:40:44 AM
Thanks for the watc--HEY I KNOW YOU.
~emobutterfly16:iconemobutterfly16: Apr 7, 2008, 10:16:11 AM
You've been tagged and hugged :hug:

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=kouotsu:iconkouotsu: Apr 2, 2008, 9:32:04 AM
I will thank you for the watch

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*emperpep:iconemperpep: Mar 18, 2008, 2:23:56 AM
Thank you very much for the watch. :3

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*lequick:iconlequick: Mar 15, 2008, 12:24:16 AM
Thanks for the fav

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~M-veculous:iconM-veculous: Feb 28, 2008, 2:59:39 PM
lol no problem! I love those characters!

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"While Frank Sinatra sings bout stormy weather, will spiders and flys get along together?"Frank Sinatra By CAKE
~mitaukano:iconmitaukano: Feb 27, 2008, 11:41:56 AM
Thank you for faving Cheated.
*Pandora123:iconPandora123: Feb 26, 2008, 4:24:24 AM
:love:

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~kyg:iconkyg: Feb 25, 2008, 7:33:12 AM Mood: Peaceful
Thanks for the :+fav: !
~Mauduin:iconMauduin: Feb 14, 2008, 12:11:54 AM
Happy Valentines Day!
~emobutterfly16:iconemobutterfly16: Jan 28, 2008, 10:40:32 AM
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from
you

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to
get it back!

If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to
your funeral, because I'd be in jail for killing the person who did
it.

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Love, and other indoor sports :heart:
~emobutterfly16:iconemobutterfly16: Jan 22, 2008, 8:42:53 AM
YOU'RE IT!! YOU HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF MY SWEETEST FRIENDS ON MY LIST onCE YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED YOU HAVE TO TAG 5 OF YOUR SWEETEST FRIENDS AND LET THEM KNOW THEY ARE SWEET X.X.X""
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
Send this 2 at least 5 ppl including me if u care 4 me!!!

....oooO................
.....(....).................
......)../....Oooo......
.....(_/.....(....).......
................\..(........
.................\_).......

....oooO................
.....(....).................
......)../....Oooo......
.....(_/.....(....).......
................\..(........
.................\_).......

....oooO................
.....(....).................
......)../....Oooo......
.....(_/.....(....).......
................\..(........
.................\_).......
... I WAS .............
.......... HERE ......
..Leaving my .......
Footprints in your
..............SAND..

If you wake up in a red room with no windows and doors, DON'T panic.. you're just in my heart!!! Send this to all the friends you want to keep forever...
Send this to all of your friends, and me if I am one. If you get 7 back you are LOVED!!! Here are the numbers of what kind of friend you are based on how many you get back..
1-3 ~ you're a friend
4-6 ~ you're an okay friend
7-9 ~ you're a good friend
10+ ~ you're great friend

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Love, and other indoor sports :heart:
~M-veculous:iconM-veculous: Jan 20, 2008, 1:45:20 AM
YOU'RE IT!! YOU HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF MY SWEETEST FRIENDS ON MY LIST onCE YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED YOU HAVE TO TAG 5 OF YOUR SWEETEST FRIENDS AND LET THEM KNOW THEY ARE SWEET X.X.X""
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
Send this 2 at least 5 ppl including me if u care 4 me!!!

....oooO................
.....(....).................
......)../....Oooo......
.....(_/.....(....).......
................\..(........
.................\_).......

....oooO................
.....(....).................
......)../....Oooo......
.....(_/.....(....).......
................\..(........
.................\_).......

....oooO................
.....(....).................
......)../....Oooo......
.....(_/.....(....).......
................\..(........
.................\_).......
... I WAS .............
.......... HERE ......
..Leaving my .......
Footprints in your
..............SAND..

If you wake up in a red room with no windows and doors, DON'T panic.. you're just in my heart!!! Send this to all the friends you want to keep forever...
Send this to all of your friends, and me if I am one. If you get 7 back you are LOVED!!! Here are the numbers of what kind of friend you are based on how many you get back..
1-3 ~ you're a friend
4-6 ~ you're an okay friend
7-9 ~ you're a good friend
10+ ~ you're great friend

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"While Frank Sinatra sings bout stormy weather, will spiders and flys get along together?"Frank Sinatra By CAKE
*Pandora123:iconPandora123: Jan 18, 2008, 3:32:34 PM
thankyou for your support
:love:

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In here lies a tragedy....

My Sweethearts: =ShinotamaTakemuro*Miss-It-Girl
~emobutterfly16:iconemobutterfly16: Jan 15, 2008, 10:47:00 AM
YOU'RE IT!! YOU HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF MY SWEETEST FRIENDS ON MY LIST onCE YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED YOU HAVE TO TAG 5 OF YOUR SWEETEST FRIENDS AND LET THEM KNOW THEY ARE SWEET X.X.X""
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
Send this 2 at least 5 ppl including me if u care 4 me!!!

....oooO................
.....(....).................
......)../....Oooo......
.....(_/.....(....).......
................\..(........
.................\_).......

....oooO................
.....(....).................
......)../....Oooo......
.....(_/.....(....).......
................\..(........
.................\_).......

....oooO................
.....(....).................
......)../....Oooo......
.....(_/.....(....).......
................\..(........
.................\_).......
... I WAS .............
.......... HERE ......
..Leaving my .......
Footprints in your
..............SAND..

If you wake up in a red room with no windows and doors, DON'T panic.. you're just in my heart!!! Send this to all the friends you want to keep forever...
Send this to all of your friends, and me if I am one. If you get 7 back you are LOVED!!! Here are the numbers of what kind of friend you are based on how many you get back..
1-3 ~ you're a friend
4-6 ~ you're an okay friend
7-9 ~ you're a good friend
10+ ~ you're great friend

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Love, and other indoor sports :heart: